Getting Started with this Big Drinker Thing
So, I decided, you know, it was about time I got myself a proper five-gallon beverage dispenser. Been meaning to sort something out for ages. Good for when folks are over, or just to have a load of iced tea or water ready without messing with a ton of small bottles. Finally just got around to actually doing it.
Getting the Bits and Bobs Together
Alright, so first things first, I had to round up the parts. Wasn’t anything too fancy. Here’s what I ended up using:

- A sturdy five-gallon jug. Had one of those big blue ones kicking around, the type you usually see on water coolers.
- The main event: a spigot. I went and got myself a decent food-grade one. Didn’t want any funny business with plastic tastes in my drink, no sir.
- A couple of rubber washers and a good nut for that spigot – real important to make sure that seal is gonna be tight.
- An old wooden crate I had in the garage. Figured it’d make a good enough stand with a little bit of work.
Got all that laid out on the workbench, ready to get started.
Putting It All Together, Piece by Piece
Okay, this was where the actual work happened. First off, I gave that big jug a real good cleaning. Soap and water, rinsed it out a bunch of times. You don’t want any old dust or whatever in there.
Then came the tricky bit: drilling the hole for the spigot. Now, this part, you gotta be a bit careful. I measured a few times, marked the spot. Wanted it low enough so I could get most of the liquid out, but not so low it’d be a pain. I used a stepped drill bit, took it nice and slow. The last thing you want is to crack the whole jug, right?
Once the hole was drilled, I knocked off the rough edges a bit with some sandpaper, just to make it clean. Then, I pushed the spigot through. One washer on the inside, one on the outside. Then I reached inside the jug – that was a bit of a squeeze – and tightened the nut. Made it snug, you know? Tight enough to seal, but not so tight you strip the plastic or crack it. You sort of get a feel for that after you’ve done a few projects.
As for the stand, that old wooden crate was pretty much the right size. I just had to take my jigsaw and cut out a section on one of the sides. This was so the spigot could poke out properly and you could actually get a glass underneath it without any fuss. Did a bit of sanding on the cut edges too, just to tidy it up. Didn’t need to be fancy, just functional.
The Moment of Truth: Does It Leak?
Alright, time to see if all that work paid off. I filled the jug up with water for the first test run. Kept a close eye on that spigot area. And wouldn’t you know it, a tiny little drip. Just a small one, but a drip’s a drip.
So, I poured some water out, reached back inside and gave that nut another little tweak, maybe a quarter turn. That did the trick! Filled it back up, and dry as a bone around the spigot. Perfect. The flow from the spigot was good too – not a crazy gush, but not a pathetic trickle either.

I let it sit there, full of water, for a good few hours. Just to be absolutely certain there weren’t any of those sneaky slow leaks. All good. Success!
Enjoying the New Setup
And that’s pretty much the story of my five-gallon beverage dispenser. It’s set up in the kitchen now, and it’s been real handy. We’ve used it for lemonade, iced tea, and just plain cold water. Super convenient, especially when we have guests or during the hot weather. Way better than constantly refilling smaller pitchers, I can tell you that.
Sometimes these simple, practical projects are the most satisfying. It’s not changing the world, but it makes daily life just a little bit easier, and that’s what counts, right?