My Quest for Martha’s Kitchen Menu Started With Hunger
Last Thursday morning, I woke up starving. Seriously, my stomach was growling like a bear. I remembered Martha’s Kitchen popped up in a Facebook food group once, so I grabbed my laptop. “Let’s find their full menu,” I thought, cracking my knuckles.
Tried googling “Martha’s Kitchen menu items” first. Got tons of results, but mostly old forum posts or third-party sites showing maybe one or two dishes. Nothing official. Annoying! I clicked through like ten pages feeling totally frustrated. Their own website? Ugh. Found it easy enough, but digging for the actual food list was like looking for a lost sock. Main page had pretty pictures of pizzas, sure, but no clear link saying “VIEW FULL MENU.” Almost threw my coffee mug.

How I Actually Found The Full Choices List:
- Stumbled into “Order Online”: Clicked the “Order Online” button finally, desperate. That took me to some delivery partner site.
- Filter Trick: On the delivery site, saw filters for categories. Clicked “Appetizers,” then “Mains,” “Sides,” “Desserts.” Boom! This was hiding the whole list, section by section.
- Old School Notepad: Grabbed an actual notepad and pen off my desk (yeah, the pile of chaos). Started scribbling items down as I scrolled.
- Menu Surprises: Saw stuff I never knew about! Like, they have this “Loaded Pretzel Bites” appetizer? And three types of lemonade? Felt like discovering buried treasure.
- Calling Confirmation: Just to double-check I hadn’t missed anything, I called the closest Martha’s location. Nice lady on the phone confirmed most items I wrote down matched their printed menu.
Here’s What I Learned After Wasting An Hour
The full Martha’s Kitchen food choices? It’s honestly pretty big. Way more than just pizza and pasta everyone talks about. Appetizers are solid – wings, dips, cheesy things. Mains? Burgers, big salads, steak, chicken bowls, loads of pasta combos. Even veggie options that actually look good, not just sad afterthoughts. Sides are simple but decent, like fries, veggies, or garlic bread. Desserts seem classic – cheesecake, brownie sundaes.
Why was this such a pain? Honestly, their website menu navigation needs work. Burying the full list inside an order system is lame for folks just browsing. And those third-party sites? Don’t trust ’em, they’re always outdated or incomplete. Calling the restaurant? Still the best move for absolute clarity if you need it.
Mission accomplished, though. My stomach finally got justice. Made a little note for next time: skip the web search circus, just head straight to the “Order Online” portal for the full food lineup. Sometimes laziness wins.