Alright, alright, listen up you young’uns! Grandma’s gonna tell ya ‘bout some fancy drinks, but don’t you worry, they ain’t complicated. We’re talkin’ simple tequila drinks, 2 ingredients, that’s it! Even I can make ‘em, and that’s sayin’ somethin’.
First off, what’s this “te-quil-la”? Sounds like some kinda fancy foreign stuff, but it’s just booze, like the moonshine Pa used to make, only… smoother, I guess. And you mix it with other stuff, makes it taste… well, less like moonshine, that’s for sure.
Now, the first one they call… “Tequila and Fresh Juice.” Sounds healthy, right? Like somethin’ the doctor would order. Hah! Don’t you believe it. You take that tequila, and you pour in some juice. Any kind, they say. Orange, pineapple, even that… whatchamacallit… grapefruit stuff. I tried it with some apple juice from the store, the kind in the big jug, and it was right tasty. Sweet and strong, just the way I like it.
You don’t even need a fancy shaker or nothin’. Just pour ‘em together in a glass, stir it up with your finger if you ain’t got a spoon, and there you go! A simple tequila drink, ready to go. Perfect for when them city folks come visitin’ and you wanna impress ‘em without breakin’ a sweat.
Another one they talk about is a “Frozen Margarita,” somethin’ like that. Says you need tequila, of course, and some… “Italian Ice.” Never heard of it. Sounds like somethin’ them fancy city folk eat. But I figure, it’s probably just like a slushy, right? The kinda sugary ice stuff the kids get at the fair. So, I reckon you could just take your tequila, throw it in a blender with some of that slushy stuff, and whiz it up. Boom! 2 ingredient tequila cocktails, cold and sweet, perfect for a hot summer day.
- Tequila and Juice: Just mix tequila with any juice you like. Easy peasy.
- Tequila Slushy: Tequila and some kinda flavored ice, blend it up, and you’re done.
Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you. I just like a little somethin’ to take the edge off after a long day of… well, whatever old folks do all day. But these 2 ingredient tequila drinks are so simple, even a… well, even I can make ‘em! And that’s sayin’ somethin’.
I heard tell there are other fancy ways to mix tequila, with lime juice and salt and all that fuss. But honestly, who’s got time for that? When you’re tired and thirsty, you want somethin’ quick and easy. And that’s what these drinks are all about. Just good ol’ tequila and somethin’ tasty to mix with it. Simple mixed drinks with tequila, that’s the ticket.
So, next time you’re at the liquor store, grab yourself a bottle of that “te-quil-la” stuff, and don’t forget the juice or the slushy stuff. Then you can make yourself a fancy drink, even if you ain’t got a fancy bone in your body. And if anyone asks where you learned to make such a sophisticated concoction, just tell ‘em… well, you don’t have to tell ‘em nothin’. Just wink and take a sip. They’ll never guess it was this old lady who taught ya.
And remember, don’t go drinkin’ too much of this stuff, or you’ll end up like old man Johnson down the road, talkin’ to the chickens and wearin’ his wife’s Sunday hat. A little bit goes a long way, you hear? Just enough to make you feel good and forget about your troubles for a little while. That’s what these easy tequila drinks are for. A little bit of sunshine in a glass, that’s how I see it.
So there you have it, my little secret to makin’ fancy drinks without all the fuss. Now go on and try it yourself. And don’t forget to invite Grandma over for a taste! Just make sure you got plenty of that juice, or that slushy stuff. And maybe some snacks too. I do like a good snack with my drink.
Tags: Tequila, Drinks, Cocktails, Easy, Simple, 2 Ingredient, Recipe, Mixed Drinks, Juice, Frozen
