Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here drink, this “long drink zero ingredients,” or whatever them fancy folks call it. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just tellin’ it like it is.
What’s in this thing, anyway?
Now, they say it’s got zero this and zero that. Zero sugar, they say. Zero carbs, too. Makes ya wonder what’s in it then, right? But they say it still tastes good. Like that there… whatchamacallit… citrus fruit. Yeah, grapefruit, that’s the one. They say it’s got that strong grapefruit taste, but not too strong, you know? Just right, like a good cup of coffee, but not coffee, of course. This here’s a drink for when it’s hot outside, when you’re sittin’ on the porch, swattin’ flies.
- No sugar
- No carbs
- Tastes like grapefruit
Is it strong?
Well, it’s got a little kick to it, they say. Somethin’ like 5.5, whatever that means. Not too strong, not too weak. Just enough to make ya feel good, you know? Like when you’ve had a long day workin’ in the garden and you just wanna sit down and relax. They make a stronger one too, but this here zero one, it’s just right for most folks, I reckon. Not gonna knock ya on your rear end, but it’ll do the trick. It’s got that gin stuff in it too, but you can’t really taste it much, they say. It’s all mixed up with that fizzy grapefruit stuff.
Is it good for ya?
Well, now, I ain’t no doctor, but they say it’s light. Only got a few of them…calories, they call ‘em. Less than a hundred, so they say. So, if you’re watchin’ your weight, this might be the thing for ya. It ain’t gonna make ya feel all full and bloated like that beer stuff does. It’s clean and easy to drink, they say. Goes down smooth, like water, but with a little somethin’ extra. And it ain’t got none of that gluten stuff neither, for those folks who can’t eat that.
What’s it like compared to the regular one?
Now, they got this other one, the regular one, they call it. It’s got all the sugar and all that other stuff. But this zero one, they say it tastes just about the same. Just without all that sugar. So, if you like the regular one but you don’t want all that sugar, then this here zero one is the ticket. It’s like gettin’ somethin’ for nothin’, you know? All the taste, none of the guilt. They say it’s got that same sweetness, but it comes from somethin’ else, not sugar. Stevia, they call it. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it just makes it sweet without the sugar.
When’s a good time to drink it?
Well, anytime, I reckon. But it’s especially good on a hot day, when you’re sittin’ outside with your friends and family. Or after you’ve been workin’ hard and you need to cool down. It’s a good party drink, they say. Or just somethin’ to sip on while you’re watchin’ TV. It’s a summer drink, mostly, I guess. But I reckon you could drink it anytime you want. Ain’t nobody gonna tell you when you can and can’t drink it.
So, what’s the bottom line?
Well, if you’re lookin’ for a light drink that tastes good and won’t make ya feel guilty, then this here “long drink zero ingredients” might be just what you need. It’s got that grapefruit taste, a little kick, and none of that sugar or carbs. It’s easy to drink and won’t make ya feel all full and bloated. So, give it a try, what do you got to lose? It ain’t gonna break the bank neither, so that’s a good thing. Just remember to drink it responsible-like, you hear? Don’t go gettin’ all tipsy and makin’ a fool of yourself.
And that’s all I gotta say ’bout that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go water my flowers.
