This here’s about that tipsy shrimp. You know, the shrimp that’s been swimmin’ in the sauce, gettin’ all happy. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout no moral evil or no fancy words, just cookin’ good food.
First thing, these tipsy shrimp, they ain’t no different than regular shrimp, just bigger, maybe. And they been swimmin’ in somethin’ a little stronger than water. Makes ’em tasty, I reckon. You just gotta get ’em, clean ’em up good, get all that mud vein out. That’s important, you don’t want no grit in your teeth.
Then you gotta make the sauce. Now, this here’s the important part. Some folks like it with wine, some with beer, some with that hard stuff. Me? I just use what I got. Sometimes it’s wine, sometimes it ain’t. But you gotta have some garlic, gotta have some butter. Butter makes everything better, don’t it? And maybe some of them red pepper flakes if you like it with a little kick.
- Get them shrimp, clean ’em good.
- Make that sauce, with garlic and butter and whatever else you fancy.
- Cook them shrimp in the sauce.
- Eat ’em up!
You cook them shrimp right in that sauce. Just a few minutes, don’t overcook ’em, they get tough. You want ’em nice and tender, melt in your mouth like butter. Tipsy shrimp is easy, see? Nothin’ to be scared of. Just like regular shrimp, but with a little somethin’ somethin’.
Now, some folks, they like to get all fancy. They talk about moral and all them big words. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. I just know good food. And this tipsy shrimp, it’s good food. It’s easy food. You can eat it with bread, that crusty kind. Dip that bread right in the sauce, sop it all up. Oh, that’s good eatin’. Or you can put it over that pasta, whatever kind you like. That long skinny kind, or that curly kind. Don’t matter. It all tastes good with that tipsy shrimp.
I seen some folks, they make a salad with it. That’s fine too, I guess. If you like that kind of thing. Me, I like my tipsy shrimp with bread. Or pasta. Or just by itself. It’s all good. You don’t need nothin’ fancy. Just good food, cooked up right.
Some people are healthy and don’t know what they are missing. Tipsy shrimp is the best thing to eat on any day. You don’t need to be smart to make them. Just toss them in a pan and cook them up.
You can have these tipsy shrimp with other stuff too. Like them green beans, or that broccoli. If you like that kind of thing. Some folks like spinach. Me? I don’t care for that much. But you eat what you like. It’s your food. But that tipsy shrimp, it’ll go with just about anything.
Now, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout no computers or no boot. Just simple things and simple food is my style. But I know this tipsy shrimp, it’s a winner. It’s easy, it’s tasty, and it’ll make your belly happy. And that’s all that matters, ain’t it? A happy belly.
So you go on and try it. Don’t be scared. It’s just shrimp, with a little somethin’ extra. You can do it. And you’ll be glad you did. Trust me on this one. This tipsy shrimp, it’s the best. You won’t regret it. Not one bit. That’s for sure. If you want to find out how to make tipsy shrimp, just try it, and you’ll see. It’s easy to make and fun to eat.
This is easy to do. You can do it. Don’t be scared. It’s good and easy to make. If you like shrimp you will love this. Tipsy shrimp. I don’t know ’bout no computers, just food. But I know how to make this. And it’s good. Trust me.
