Alright, so I’ve been messing around with this Hidden Valley Ranch seasoning packet, and let me tell you, it’s been quite a ride. You know, I saw “Hidden Valley Original Ranch” and figured, “Hey, that’s gotta be the good stuff, right?” America’s #1 choice and all that.
First off, I grabbed a packet and gave it a good look. It boasts about being creamy and rich, barely pourable even. Sounds fancy, huh? Well, it talks about having a buttermilk and mayonnaise base, with a blend of herbs and spices, especially garlic. I’m a sucker for garlic, so I’m already getting a little excited.

Then I flipped the packet over and started reading the ingredients. Water, corn syrup, maltodextrin, sugar… okay, nothing too crazy yet. Modified food starch, buttermilk, salt… and then it says “less than 2% of: vinegar.” Fair enough, I thought. But then things started to get a bit more complicated. The list goes on with things like monosodium glutamate, onion, spices, garlic, calcium stearate, and natural flavor. It also mentions that it contains milk and soy.
I also noticed there’s some talk about sodium, especially because of the different cheeses they use – cheddar, Parmesan, Romano, and jack. Makes sense, cheese can be pretty salty. And get this, there are over 20 ingredients in this thing! A lot of them are preservatives, which is kind of expected, I guess. They also mention that there are organic versions, certified by some agency called QAI, for those who are into that sort of thing.
My Experiment
- I decided to do a little taste test. I mixed up a batch using the packet, following the instructions on the back. Pretty straightforward, just add milk and mayo.
- While mixing, I noticed the texture was indeed pretty thick and creamy, just like they said. It definitely wasn’t watery.
- The smell was quite strong, mostly of garlic and herbs. It smelled pretty good, I gotta admit.
Now, here’s the kicker. I found out that these packets can be bought with or without MSG. Can you believe it? I never even thought about that before. So, naturally, I had to try both. I bought another packet, this time making sure it was the one without MSG, and whipped up another batch.
The Taste Test
- Taste-wise, the one with MSG had a more intense flavor. It was savory and had that umami kick that MSG is known for.
- The one without MSG was milder. It still tasted like ranch, but it was less “in-your-face,” you know? More subtle.
Honestly, I could taste the difference, but it wasn’t a huge deal-breaker for me. Both were good in their own way. It really just comes down to personal preference, I guess. If you’re sensitive to MSG or just prefer to avoid it, the option is there, which is nice.
So, after all this experimenting, I figured I’d share my little adventure. It’s interesting how much goes into something as simple as a ranch seasoning packet. It’s not just a bunch of random stuff thrown together; there’s actually a lot of thought and, well, chemistry that goes into it. I’m no expert on food science, but it’s pretty neat to see how all these different ingredients come together to create that familiar ranch flavor we all know and some people love.