Alright, so the other day I got this wild idea to make some funny beverage coasters. I mean, who wants boring, plain coasters when you can have a chuckle every time you set down your drink, right?
First, I hit up the internet to see what kind of funny stuff people were already doing. I browsed through a ton of websites, but nothing really caught my eye. Everything was either too cheesy or just not my style. That’s when I decided, “Screw it, I’ll make my own!”
I started brainstorming some ideas. I wanted something unique, something that would make people laugh out loud. After a few hours of scribbling down notes and doodling, I finally came up with a few concepts that I really liked.
Next, I had to figure out what materials to use. I considered using some exotic woods like padauk and bocote for a pop of color, but they were a bit pricey. I opted for some good old hardwood like maple and oak instead. They’re durable, they look decent, and they wouldn’t break the bank. Plus I found some offcuts at the local lumber yard for cheap!
Now came the fun part – actually making the coasters. I dusted off my old woodworking tools and got to work. I cut the wood into squares, sanded them down until they were smooth as a baby’s bottom, and then got ready to add the funny.
- Cut the wood: First things first, I measured and cut the hardwood into uniform squares.
- Sand the wood: Then, I sanded each square meticulously until they were perfectly smooth to avoid any splinters.
- Prepare the design: While the wood was drying, I finalized my funny designs on the computer and printed them out.
For the designs, I decided to print out my funny text and images and transfer them onto the wood. I used a simple technique with some transfer paper and a hot iron. It took a bit of practice, but eventually, I got the hang of it. I did have a few mishaps where the images got a little wonky, but hey, that just added to the charm, right?
Finishing Touches
Once the designs were on, I needed to seal the coasters to protect them from spills and stains. After some research, I went with a mixture of tung oil and mineral spirits. It’s a classic combo that gives a nice, natural finish. I slathered the mixture onto the coasters, let it soak in, and then wiped off the excess. I repeated this process a few times, waiting a day or so between each coat for it to dry properly. Smelled kind of funky, but it worked like a charm!
- Apply the first coat: I generously applied the tung oil mixture to all sides of the coasters, ensuring even coverage.
- Wait and wipe: After letting it soak for a while, I thoroughly wiped off any excess oil.
- Repeat the process: I repeated the oiling process 3-4 times, allowing each coat to dry completely before applying the next.
And there you have it! My very own, handmade, funny beverage coasters. They’re not perfect, but they’re mine, and they make me smile every time I use them. Plus, they’re a great conversation starter. Who knew coasters could be so much fun?
So, if you’re looking for a fun little project to do, I highly recommend making your own coasters. It’s a great way to express your creativity, and you’ll end up with something unique and practical. Just don’t blame me if you end up spending hours searching for the perfect funny quotes, like I almost did!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go enjoy a cold beverage on my new coasters. Cheers!
