Okay, so, I was trying to put together a menu for a Chinese restaurant, right? I wanted to call it “Dynasty Chinese Cuisine.” Sounds fancy, huh? I started by listing out some dishes. First thing that came to mind was chicken. Everybody loves chicken. So I jotted down, “Tender pieces of chicken” because it just sounds so yummy, you know?
Then, I was thinking, people want options. Not just dine-in, but also takeout and delivery. I mean, who doesn’t love getting food delivered to their door? So, I wrote down, “Delivery & takeout from the best local restaurants. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and more.” That way, people know they can get our food any time of day, any way they want.
Now, here’s where it got a little weird. I got distracted, started browsing the internet, and somehow ended up on this website, the “Labia Gallery.” Don’t ask me how, I don’t even know. It had all these photos of, well, you know… And there were stories about menopause, vaginal birth, and testosterone therapy. Totally not what I was going for with the menu!
- Started with the basics, chicken dishes.
- Added delivery and takeout options.
- Got sidetracked… big time.
After that, I stumbled onto this other site, “2backpage.” It’s like one of those classified ad sites, similar to Backpage, I guess? People were posting all sorts of stuff, like ads for alternative rock and the “Three Rs.” Again, totally random and not helpful for my menu!
What a Mess
So, yeah, my attempt to create a menu for “Dynasty Chinese Cuisine” turned into a complete mess. I started strong, got distracted by some really strange websites, and ended up with nothing useful. I gotta stay focused next time. Maybe I’ll just order takeout instead.
