BEVERAGES

Alright, let’s gab about this here 2-gallon drink thingy, you know, the one they call a “beverage dispenser.” Sounds fancy,...

Alright, so you wanna know about that word, the one that means drink, right? The one them city folks use...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about that word, ya know, the one that means somethin’ you drink and gets ya...

Alright, let’s talk about this bottle law thingy in Vermont, the one they call “beverage container redemption.” Don’t go getting...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here stuff, this… uh… “unflavored beverage enhancer tincture,” they call it. Sounds fancy,...

Alright, let’s talk about this Smirnoff thing, this strawberry kiwi stuff, you know? What is this Smirnoff Sourced Strawberry Kiwi...

Alright, let’s talk about this Smirnoff Ice Cherry Lime drink, you know, the one in the fancy can. I ain’t...

Well, let me tell you ’bout this here Quaker All Nature 5 Grains Beverage. I ain’t no fancy doctor or...

Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this Pebble Beach drink boss lady, Wendy, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I...

Alright, let’s talk about this “legacy beverage” thing. I don’t know what them fancy words mean, but I reckon it’s...