INGREDIENTS

Alright, so you wanna know what’s in that there Audiologist’s Choice cleaner, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this Javy coffee syrup stuff, you know, the kind they say is real fancy. I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this Ultra Sheen grease stuff, you know, the thing folks put in their hair. I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “phosfree active ingredient” thing. I ain’t no scientist, ya hear? Just an old woman...

Alright, let’s talk about this micro ingredients camu camu powder stuff. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I...

Alright, let’s talk about this Lucy’s vegetarian dog food, the kind they say is good for your dog even if...

Alright, let’s talk about this Gardein fish stuff, the vegan kind, you know? I ain’t no fancy cook, but I...

Well, hey there! Let’s talk about this detergent stuff, you know, the thing you wash your clothes with. It ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this Boostaro stuff, you know, the thing they say helps men be, well, more manly down...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here sugar, the kind they call “imperial extra-fine pure cane granulated sugar.” Comes...