Well, let me tell ya, if you’re lookin’ to make yourself some good ol’ Deep South eggnog, you’re gonna need a few things. It’s a holiday drink, but not like those fancy store-bought ones. This here is the kind you make at home, from scratch, with all the good stuff. Now, don’t go overthinkin’ it; it’s real simple, just takes a bit of time and care. Here’s what you need:

- Eggs: Now, these eggs, you’ll need ‘em fresh. You want about 12 large eggs. The yolks give it that rich, smooth feelin’. Don’t skimp on ‘em.
- Milk: You’ll need 8 cups of whole milk. Not that skim or low-fat nonsense. Whole milk’s where it’s at for that creamy texture. Ain’t no substitute for it.
- Heavy Cream: You gotta have that heavy cream, about 2 cups. Gives it that thick, rich taste that makes this eggnog what it is. If you wanna go all out, add a little more.
- Sugar: 5 cups of white sugar. I know, it sounds like a lot, but you need it to sweeten up that whole thing, especially with all the milk and cream in there.
- Vanilla Extract: You need 25 tablespoons of vanilla extract. That’s right, I said 25. Don’t be shy with it, this here’s what gives it that deep flavor. If you can, use the good stuff, not that imitation kind. It makes a difference.
- Spices: Don’t forget the spices. You need 1 teaspoon of nutmeg and 1 teaspoon of cinnamon. Those two are what make this eggnog feel like home, like Christmas in a glass. Some folks even throw in a pinch of cloves, but that’s up to you.
- Salt: Just a little bit, about half a teaspoon. It’ll balance the sweetness out and make the whole thing taste even better.
- Liquor (Optional): Now, if you’re wantin’ to spike your eggnog like the South does, you can add some Southern Comfort or even a bit of rum. About 2 cups should do the trick, but don’t go overboard, ‘less you want folks gettin’ tipsy real quick!
So, once you got all your ingredients together, here’s how you make it:
First, crack those eggs open and separate the yolks from the whites. You want the yolks for the creamy texture, but keep those whites aside, you can make somethin’ else with ’em if ya like. Then, in a big ol’ bowl, mix up the yolks with the sugar. Beat ‘em real good till they’re nice and smooth.
Next, in another pot, heat up the milk and the heavy cream. You don’t wanna boil it, just get it warm, ‘bout the same temp as a nice bath. Once that’s done, slowly pour it into the eggs and sugar mixture, stirrin’ as you go so the eggs don’t cook up too quick. You don’t want scrambled eggs in your eggnog!
Once that’s all mixed up, pour it back into the pot and cook it on low heat, stirrin’ constantly. You want it to thicken up, but don’t let it get too hot, or it’ll curdle. Takes a good bit of patience, but trust me, it’s worth it. After it’s thick enough, take it off the heat and let it cool a bit.
Once it’s cool, throw in the vanilla extract, spices, and just a little pinch of salt. Stir it all together, and now’s the time if you want to add liquor. Pour in the Southern Comfort or rum, and mix it real well. If you’re not addin’ alcohol, just leave it as is. Either way, it’s gonna be good.

Now, the most important part: Let it sit in the fridge. Some folks say you can drink it right away, but the flavors really come together if you let it sit for a day or two. That’s how the best eggnog’s made, with a little bit of patience.
When you’re ready to serve, grab yourself a mug, maybe sprinkle a little more cinnamon or nutmeg on top, and enjoy. This here’s the real deal, not that store-bought stuff. Once you’ve had homemade Deep South eggnog, you won’t ever want the other kind again!
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