Well, now, if you got yourself some almond bark and wonder what kinda sweet stuff ya can make with it, let me tell ya. It’s good for all sorts of things, not just eatin’ straight from the bag, though I ain’t sayin’ that ain’t good too.
Easy Peasy Almond Bark Treats

First off, that almond bark stuff, it ain’t real chocolate, mind you. But it melts nice and easy, and that’s what makes it so handy. You can buy it in blocks or little chips, whatever they got at the store. Now, the simplest thing, and the kids love it, is dippin’ stuff.
- Dipped Pretzels: Get yourself some of them pretzel sticks, the salty kind. Melt that almond bark – just put it in a bowl and stick it in the microwave for a bit, watch it close so it don’t burn – and then dip them pretzels in. Lay ’em out on some wax paper to cool, and there ya go. You can sprinkle some sprinkles on top while they’re still wet if you’re feelin’ fancy. Kids go crazy for these, and they’re real easy to make. Perfect for parties or just a little somethin’ sweet.
- Dipped Fruit: Strawberries, bananas, whatever fruit’s lookin’ good at the store. Dip ’em just like the pretzels. Makes ’em a bit more special, you know? And the kids might even eat more fruit that way, which is a good thing. Makes a nice healthy-ish dessert, if you can call it that.
Steppin’ it up a Notch: Almond Bark Clusters and Such
Now, if you wanna get a little more adventurous, you can make them cluster things. You know, the ones with all the goodies mixed in. These are great for gifts, or just for havin’ around the house when company comes over.
- Nut Clusters: Get yourself some nuts – peanuts, almonds, pecans, whatever you like. Mix ’em up with the melted almond bark, and then drop spoonfuls of it onto that wax paper again. Let ’em cool, and you got yourself some nut clusters. You can add some dried fruit too, like raisins or cranberries. Makes ’em even better, in my opinion. A real crowd-pleaser, these are.
- Peppermint Bark: This one’s real popular around Christmas time. Melt some white almond bark and some dark almond bark. Spread the dark bark on the wax paper, then drizzle the white bark on top. Crush up some peppermint candies and sprinkle them over the top while it’s still wet. Let it cool, then break it into pieces. Real festive and pretty, and tastes good too. A holiday favorite for sure.
- Oatmeal Goodies: Now, my grandbaby, she likes to mix melted almond bark with oatmeal and some peanut butter. Presses it all into a pan and lets it cool. Then she cuts it into squares. Says it’s like a no-bake cookie kinda thing. Kids these days, always comin’ up with somethin’ new. But it’s tasty, I gotta give her that. A good after-school snack, or so she tells me.
- Cookie Coating: You can melt that almond bark and dip your cookies in it. Any kind of cookie, really. Just makes ’em a little extra special. And if you wanna get real fancy, you can drizzle some more melted almond bark on top, maybe a different color. Makes ’em look store-bought, but better, ’cause you made ’em yourself. Adds a special touch to homemade cookies.
Tips and Tricks from an Old Gal
Now, a few things I learned along the way. Don’t overheat that almond bark, or it gets all thick and clumpy. And if you’re dippin’ stuff, make sure it’s dry, or the almond bark won’t stick right. And don’t be afraid to experiment. Throw in some coconut, some Rice Krispies, whatever you got on hand. You might just come up with somethin’ amazing. Cooking ain’t rocket science, you know? Just have fun with it.
And remember, ain’t nothin’ wrong with keepin’ it simple. Sometimes, a plain old dipped pretzel is just what you need. But if you wanna get fancy, that almond bark can help you do it. So go on, get yourself some and start makin’ some sweet treats. Your family will thank you for it. And if they don’t, well, more for you, right? Desserts made with almond bark are always a good idea, no matter what the occasion.
Almond bark recipes are easy to find, but honestly, you don’t need ‘em. Just melt and mix, that’s all there is to it. You can find almond bark for baking at most grocery stores, usually right there with the chocolate chips and baking stuff. And that’s all there is to it. Go on now, get to bakin’!
