Listen up, I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this drink, they call it a “Blue Motorcycle.” Fancy name for a drink, if ya ask me. Don’t know why they gotta make things so complicated. Anyhow, ain’t nothin’ too tricky about makin’ it.
First off, ya gotta get yer hands on some booze. Yeah, booze. That’s what makes it a drink, right? You need that clear tequila stuff, like water but stings ya throat. Then there’s that clear rum, kinda sweet, I guess. And gin. Smells like pine trees, if ya ask me. Don’t forget the vodka, clear as day, packs a punch though, lemme tell ya. All these clear liquors, makes ya wonder if they just waterin’ it down, eh?
Now, for the blue part. That blue curaçao thing. Looks like somethin’ ya clean windows with, but they put it in drinks. Makes it all blue and pretty. Sweet too, like candy. You need some sweet and sour mix too. Guess that’s to balance out all the strong stuff. And somethin’ fizzy, like that citrus soda. Adds some bubbles, makes it tickle yer nose.
Alright, let’s get to mixin’ this here blue drink.
- Grab a shaker, you know, the thing ya shake drinks in. Don’t go shakin’ it too hard, ya spill it everywhere.
- Pour in the tequila, rum, gin, and vodka. Measure it out, or don’t, I ain’t yer ma.
- Shake it up a bit, just to mix them liquors together.
- Fill a glass with ice. Keep it cold, ya don’t want no warm drink.
- Strain the booze into the glass. Don’t want no ice chunks in yer mouth.
- Top it off with that blue stuff, the curaçao. Make it real pretty.
- Pour in the sweet and sour mix. Make it taste good.
- Then add that fizzy citrus soda. Makes it all bubbly.
And there ya have it, a “Blue Motorcycle.” Don’t ask me why they call it that, sounds like somethin’ from a picture show. But it’s blue, and it’s got booze, so I guess it fits.
Now, some folks like to add other things, like fruit or sugar or whatever. You do what ya want, it’s yer drink. Me, I like it simple. Just booze and somethin’ sweet. That’s all ya need, ain’t it?
So next time you want somethin’ different, somethin’ blue, try mixin’ up this here “Blue Motorcycle.” Just remember, don’t go overboard with the booze. Drink it slow, enjoy it. And don’t blame me if ya get a headache the next day. I warned ya, that stuff’s strong.
That’s all I got to say ’bout that. Now go on, make yerself a drink.
Tags: Blue Motorcycle, cocktail, tequila, rum, gin, vodka, blue curacao, sweet and sour, citrus soda, drink recipe
