Well, let me tell you, I heard about this legendary rhythm and blues cruise beverage packages thing. Sounds fancy, huh? But it ain’t that simple. It’s like choosin’ between buyin’ a whole hog or just a few chops. You gotta figure out what’s best for your belly and your wallet.
First thing, you gotta know what you’re gettin’ into. These drink packages, they ain’t all the same. Some cruise lines, they offer different kinds, like them fancy folks who want the top-shelf liquor. Others, they got the basic stuff for us regular folks. So before you buy that cruise, have a look at the beverage packages. That’s the key thing. Not all cruises are created equal when it comes to beverage packages.
Now, they say you can save some money if you buy it before you even get on that big boat. I heard like 15% off. That’s a few dollars you can keep. But I reckon, you’ll need a drink when you get to that boat. It’s your money, but just think about it.
They say most of them boats don’t give you free drinks, ‘cept for maybe some plain ol’ water, coffee, or tea. If you want the good stuff, the soda, or somethin’ with a kick, you gotta pay extra. Unless you got one of these beverage packages.
Beverage packages, well, that’s like payin’ one price and drinkin’ all you want. At least, that’s what they say. But you gotta be careful. Read the fine print, you know? Some drinks might not be included, even with the package. But the package, it is a good option, but you gotta see if it fits your budget. Not mine.
- Drink all you want
- Pay one price
- Read the fine print
- Not all drinks are included
They say you can’t share these packages. Nope. They’re real strict about that. Like, if you’re sharin’ a room with someone, you both gotta get the same package. They don’t want no funny business, I guess. It’s all very strict. I mean, I ain’t never been on one of these cruises. It’s just what I hear.
Now, if you’re thinkin’ about that legendary rhythm and blues cruise, you gotta think about how much you’re gonna drink. If you’re just gonna sip on a few sodas, maybe it ain’t worth it. But if you plan on partyin’ all day and night, well, then it might be a good deal.
Some folks, they can drink a lot. Like, a real lot. If you’re one of them, this package might be your best friend. But if you are someone who just wants water, then forget about it. You’d be throwin’ money away, like feedin’ corn to a goose that ain’t layin’ no eggs.
They say you can buy these packages online before you even set sail. Or you can wait till you get on the boat. Just ask at the bar, they’ll tell you all about it. But I hear it is cheaper to buy it before you board.
Me? I don’t know much about these fancy cruises. I’m more of a porch-sittin’, sweet tea-drinkin’ kind of gal. But I hear these rhythm and blues cruises are a real hootenanny. Lots of music and dancin’. Sounds like fun, but a lot of money.
So, you gotta weigh the pros and cons, like choosin’ between a mule and a horse. Both can get the job done, but one might be better for your needs. Think about how much you’ll drink, how much it costs, and what’s included in the package.
You don’t want to get a bad deal. You want to make sure you are getting the most for your money. Make sure you are not paying extra for things you are not gonna use. Those cruise lines, they will make you pay for things you don’t need.
And remember, there’s other things you gotta pay for on these cruises. Like gettin’ to the boat, tips for the folks workin’ there, maybe some fancy dinners, or them spa treatments. It all adds up quicker than a rabbit makin’ babies.
It looks to me like these drink packages, they are not for everyone. You need to be someone who likes to drink. And someone who can drink a lot. Then it is worth it. Otherwise, don’t bother.
I hear some people, they run up a big bill buyin’ drinks one at a time. Wine, especially, that can cost you an arm and a leg. So, if you’re a wine drinker, maybe this package is for you. Or maybe you should just stick to beer. I don’t know.
- Wine is expensive
- Packages might be good for wine drinkers
- Or maybe just drink beer
One more thing, if you are looking for last-minute cruise deals, you might still be able to add on a beverage package. At least that’s what I hear. But you should check with the cruise line, you know, to be sure. Don’t want no surprises. Especially when it comes to money.
Well, I hope this helps you figure out this whole legendary rhythm and blues cruise beverage packages business. It’s a lot to think about, ain’t it? Just remember to do your research, and don’t be afraid to ask questions. And most importantly, have a good time, if you decide to go on one of them cruises. Me? I’ll be here on my porch, sippin’ my sweet tea.
