Alright, let’s talk about this here “long drink zero ingredients” thing. I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, but I know what tastes good and what don’t. And this here drink, well, it’s somethin’ else.
Now, they say it’s got gin in it. Gin, that’s like that strong liquor stuff, right? Yeah, but this ain’t like chuggin’ straight gin, no sir. They mixed it up with somethin’ called “natural grapefruit and juniper berry flavors.” Sounds fancy, huh? Basically, it means it tastes kinda like them grapefruity things and some other kinda berry. I ain’t never seen a juniper berry in my life, but it tastes alright.
And the best part? They say it ain’t got no sugar. None! They use that fake sugar stuff, what they call “artificial sweetener.” And somethin’ called “stevia” too. Says it’s from some plant leaves. Well, I don’t care where it comes from, long as it don’t make me all jittery and fat.
- They call it “Long Drink Zero” ’cause it’s supposed to be light.
- Only got 99 calories, they say. That’s good, I guess. Means I can have a couple without feelin’ too bad about it.
- And it’s still sweet, even without the sugar. That’s the magic part, I reckon.
They also put some lemon juice in it. That makes it kinda sour, but in a good way. Like, it makes your mouth water and you wanna take another sip. It’s real refreshin’, especially on a hot day. You know, when you been workin’ in the garden all day and you just wanna sit down and have somethin’ cool and tasty.
Now, in some faraway place called Finland, they call this kinda drink “lonkero.” Sounds funny, don’t it? Lonkero. But it’s just their word for a long drink. And this “zero” version, well, it’s the same thing, just without all that sugar. They say it’s made with gin and mostly grapefruit soda over there. This one ain’t exactly soda, but it’s close enough, I reckon.
I ain’t gonna lie, I was a bit skeptical at first. A drink with no sugar? Sounded kinda bland. But this here Long Drink Zero, it’s got flavor. It really does. It’s sweet, it’s sour, it’s kinda fruity, and it’s got that little kick from the gin. It’s just… good. Plain and simple.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ light and tasty, somethin’ you can drink without feelin’ guilty, this here Long Drink Zero might just be the ticket. Don’t let all that fancy talk about “natural flavors” and “artificial sweeteners” scare you off. It’s just a good drink, plain and simple. And that’s all that matters, right? Somethin’ that tastes good and don’t make you feel too bad about drinkin’ it.
I ain’t no expert, mind you. I just know what I like. And I like this here Long Drink Zero. It’s a nice change from them sugary drinks that leave you feelin’ all sluggish and sticky. This one’s light, it’s refreshin’, and it’s got just enough kick to make you feel good.
So, next time you’re at the store, look for them cans that say “Long Drink Zero.” Give it a try. You might just like it. And if you don’t, well, more for me, I reckon!
They did a good job with this one, I tell ya. Tastes good, don’t make you feel bad, and it’s easy to drink. What more could you want? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go pour myself another one. It’s hot outside and this drink hits the spot, you know?
Just remember, drink responsibly, alright? Even if it don’t got much sugar, that gin can still sneak up on ya. So take it easy and enjoy it. That’s what I say.
Tags: Long Drink Zero, Sugar-Free Drink, Finnish Long Drink, Low Calorie Alcoholic Beverage, Gin Drink, Grapefruit Juniper, Artificial Sweetener, Stevia, Ready Mixed Drink, Light Alcoholic Drink
