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Alright, folks, gather ’round! Today, I’m tackling something I’ve been meaning to try for ages: roast beef on the Big Green Egg. I’ve heard whispers of legendary cooks, seen mouthwatering pictures, and finally decided, “It’s my turn!”

First things first, I grabbed a decent-sized beef roast. Nothing fancy, just a good ol’ chuck roast – about 3 pounds, I reckon. I patted that bad boy dry with some paper towels. Gotta get that surface nice and dry for a good sear, you know?
Getting Started: Prepping the Roast and the Egg
Next up, the seasoning. I’m a simple man, so I kept it basic: a generous coating of salt, freshly cracked black pepper, and some garlic powder. I really rubbed that stuff in there, making sure every inch of that roast was covered in flavor.
While the roast was getting all cozy with the spices, I fired up the Big Green Egg. I aimed for a temperature around 250°F (that’s about 120°C for my metric friends). I used a mix of lump charcoal and some hickory wood chunks for that smoky goodness. It took a bit of fiddling with the vents to get the temperature just right, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?
The Cook: Low and Slow is the Way to Go
Once the Egg was humming along at the right temperature, I placed the roast directly on the grill grates. No fancy pans or anything. Just meat and fire. That’s the beauty of the Egg!
- I let it cook low and slow.
- Checked the internal temp regularly.
I checked the internal temperature with a meat thermometer, The whole process took about 4-5 hours, maybe a little longer. Patience is key, my friends. Don’t rush perfection!
The Result: Tender, Juicy, Smoky Perfection
When that thermometer hit 135°F,It was time for medium-rare.

I carefully took the roast off the Egg and wrapped it in foil. This resting period is crucial, folks. It lets the juices redistribute, resulting in a more tender and flavorful roast. I let it rest for a good 30 minutes, though it was tough to resist digging in right away!
Finally, the moment of truth! I unwrapped the roast and sliced it thin. Oh. My. Goodness. The meat was incredibly tender, with a beautiful smoky crust and a juicy, pink center. The flavor was out of this world – that perfect blend of beef, salt, pepper, garlic, and smoke.
Honestly, it was one of the best roast beefs I’ve ever made, and maybe even ever had. The Big Green Egg really does work its magic. If you’ve got one, you absolutely have to try this. And if you don’t… well, maybe it’s time to start saving up! It’s worth it, I promise.